Which Stitch Markers Are Best

When I first took up crochet I didn't have any stitch markers, I didn't even know stitch markers existed. It wasn't long before I knew about them and I learnt the value of using stitch markers, aka stitch savers. That first frustrating experience of when a project accidentally unravels because there's nothing holding onto the stitch to stop it coming undone or your crochet circle grows in ways it isn't supposed to and the worth of this tiny tool became obvious very quickly. But there are so many styles of stitch marker to choose from, locking, circle, coil-less, plastic, safety pins, thread, 3D printed... does it really make a difference which one you use? Is it just how pretty they are? I walk you through a dozen different stitch markers from items you have lying around your home to the fancy artisan styles. I share with you what features to look for and those that don't really hold up to the task.

The Unbelievable Bread-Art Machine!

( for best effect continue to read in that over excited 'this is so brilliant you won't believe it' infomercial voice-over tone )
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Toaster's are one of those wonderful little kitchen devices that promise to purfylle (embellish) every morning with quick and easy tasty toast!

This stylish toasting machine promises it all!

Brimming with great features:

  • lift and look,
  • a little bit more; and
  • toast 2 slices of long loaf at once!

So how does it work? You won't believe your eyes!

bread-and-charcoal Bread-Art | toaster fail - burnt and raw on the same slice of bread

No. You are not seeing things! 

Yes, viewers! That really is burnt-on-one-half and completely-untoasted-on-the-other, not-really-toasted toast Bread-and-Charcoal! 

Bread-Art

You will be thrilled with this one of a kind, never seen before, inedible Bread-Art Machine! That's right, you too can have your very own inedible bread-art in the comfort of your home.

Wow your house guests this Christmas when you serve them up bread-and-charcoal Bread-Art with the fangdangled fancy Bread-Art Machine

So what would you expect to pay for this one of a kind Bread-Art Machine? As much as your standard supermarket 2 slice toaster? As much as a single slice long loaf toaster? No! It will be more! This is a 2 slice long loaf Bread-Art Machine and they are expensive! 

But that's not all! 

If you are not completely satisfied or wish to contact the manufacturer for any reason you need only provide the make and model number and the most detailed information imaginable,  

Nothing could be easier! 

But of course we know you won't actually make it through all of the drop down selections and fill in every bit of our online form to our satisfaction before you give up. That is why we also offer for you to contact us by last century methods - telephone and snail mail!

Hurry!

Order NOW before this incredible never to be repeated offer runs out.

Disclaimer: Make and model number are not listed on the actual Bread-Art Maker. You can trust our brilliant information security 100% and rest assured we have no intention of sending you targeted advertising just because we have your information. All charges associated with snail mail and telephone contact methods are at the users expense and will not be reimbursed by the Bread-Art Machine manufacturer, sellers or advertisers.

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So my dear reader, I have a question for you. Do you love your toaster? I could really use some advice on a new one....

I guess this one counts as clutter. Actual Disclaimer. This is a satire piece, the bread art machine is not a real product but the bread and charcoal experience is really what happened when I tried to make toast.

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